Hush, my baby, baby, don’t you cry.
Mommas gonna make all of your nightmares come true.
Mommas gonna put all of her fears into you.
Mommas gonna keep you right here under her wing.
-Pink Floyd, Mother
The Cannibal of Rotenberg was a quiet and sensitive fellow who urges those who fantasize about eating their schoolmates to get help before it’s too late.
The “amiable” military man, Armin Meiwes, born in 1961, lived with his beloved mother, who regularly beat him in public as a child. She accompanied him on his dates and even attended troops outings with the grown lad. Later, he worked as a computer programmer, and stayed with Mom in a big house near Kassel, Germany.
He kept a shrine to his mother after she passed away at 77, laying a mannequin in her bed to simulate her sleeping presence. He liked to wear her clothing and mimic her higher-pitched voice, so as to not feel too lonely. He was devastated by her death, and kept the house arranged exactly as she had.
Still, it was only after her death that he was finally free to look for the kind of love that dares not speak its name: “Gay male seeks hunks 18-30 to slaughter.”
With a special butchery equipped with everything needed for a romantic lover’s tryst- an oven, meat hooks, and trough drains- dude was ready for dinner.
Not your average cannibal, the killing itself was a necessary evil. Unlike most flesh eaters, for whom the hunting is the main thrill and the supper symbolic of their conquest, Armin, ever polite, needed a willing victim. Without it, his fantasy fell…er, flaccid.
While blood and guts were no deterrent, the mild-manner Kraut insisted on consensual cannibalism. His partner had to desire the death deeply, giving himself freely, the ultimate act of surrender. Armin had had this fantasy since he was around eight years old, he said, desiring a handsome brother who understood him and teamed up with him emotionally against the suffocations of Ma Meiwes. Then, he would consume his brother, so that they would always be a part of one another, one flesh.
Amazingly, this sick savage, ever Mr. Congeniality in the courtroom, initially avoided being charged for the murder of Bernd Juergen Brandes, one of over 200 who answered the ad. Though poor Bernd’s body parts- those that were not eaten- were found buried throughout the Meiwes’ yard, there was more than enough evidence to prove he had willingly sacrificed himself to the erotic surrender of death. It might be convenient for the killer to use this elaborate explanation, but Bernd had dropped some stuff off at his lawyer’s on the way to his hot date, documents that later turned out to be his consenting will.
The unlikely couple shared a romantic evening, then the dinner began: simply sever Bernd’s penis, flambé with garlic, and serve. They enjoyed the German sausage meal together, and then Armin prepared for the main course, of which he alone could partake- Bernd’s life.
The date was captured on video, showing Bernd’s arousal and consent, and making a lovely souvenir for Armin to rewind over and over again.
The process was slow, and because the killing itself was the hardest hurdle, Armin didn’t really want to take a life but have it given- so Bernd bled to death over ten hours, while Armin waited patiently, reading some Star Trek pulp novels. Ultimately, he had to stab his dinner date in the throat, because the torture was going on for too long.
Armin then filleted his friend and popped him in the freezer with some frozen pizzas. He didn’t want to waste anything, so he even tried to make bone meal flour. But those pesky parts were numerous, and teeth and bones eventually had to be buried in the yard.
Sadly, the food supplies began to run low after some time and Armin reposted his personal ad, looking for another special someone, seeing as his dream date was dead. There were only fifteen pounds of meat lover’s pizza left in the freezer, so what’s a hungry man to do?
What happened then prevented another round of carnage- at least until around 2010, when Armin looked forward to being released after serving his eight year manslaughter sentence. (Cannibalism is not technically illegal in Germany.) An Austrian chap answered the ad- thinking it was some kind of a joke. Upon finding out that he had a real date with the Grim Reaper, he notified the authorities, and the excavation of Meiwes’ yard and home began.
While this man with the morbid sense of humour was able to steer clear of the severe queer, he was not in any real danger: turns out Armin had a wide range of dinner dates in his slaughterhouse. Several backed out of the fantasy at the last moment, and the gentle giant respected this totally.
There was Andreas, who “wanted me to pick him up in a cattle truck and slaughter him like a pig,” Armin told the court. Sadly, the chemistry just wasn’t there for him.
Another, the biggest loser, was turned down despite being desperate for a beheading. “He was too fat,” Armin stated.
Still another, Dirk, wanted to play court, complete with death sentence. But when push came to shove, he changed his mind, and the pair headed out to amicably watch Ocean’s Eleven and then call it a night.
Still another was just too wild for Armin. “He wanted me to hammer his body down with nails and pins while he was whipped to death. I found that a bit weird.”
German authorities estimate that there are close to ten thousand living Germans with the desire to eat others or be eaten themselves.
Thankfully for those future dinner dates, the conviction was overturned and Meiwes’ was later sentenced to life in jail. He is a model prisoner, supporting the Green Party passionately, and helping police solve cannibal murder cases when he can be of any assistance at all.
He is also ardently spiritual, actively attending the prison church. Perhaps it is the Last Supper that appeals most to him: he says he is deeply comforted today by the spirit of Bernd, living through him. Still, he regrets the death, and wishes Bernd had committed suicide instead of begging to be killed.
And in addition to his regular church attendance, he is an impassioned earth advocate who decries the environmental havoc and the suffering conditions of factory farmed animals. He is now a vegetarian.
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